Lift up your slapping hands for....Kate Hoey (MP for Vauxhall, London)

We've had enough of this publicity-hungry halfwit bleating bollocks about how the people of Brixton supposedly 'demand zero tolerance'.
Like she's got a fucking clue.

Still, it's good to know that south London has an MP that stands up for the issues that really matter - like supporting fox hunting, attacking the ban on handguns and announcing that young children should be encouraged to learn shooting!

We say: slap some sense into this clueless, fuzzy haired fuckwit!