Hold on to your stomachs, get the Barf Bag ready and brace yourself for the loathsome, slimy, repugnant, rich-kid likeness of Mr Webber!

This is the multi-millionaire who is so pathetically greedy that he announced that if Labour got into power, he'd rather leave the country than pay any more taxes.

Unfortunately, despite Labour's victory, ol' Frog-Face still hasn't left the country, so may we suggest you reach for your mouse...and slap the selfish fat bastard into the North Sea!