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warp 'em! michael portillo 

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Attack those rubbery, fish-like lips with the 'Goo: small' control!

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Busily trying to reinvent himself on an almost daily basis, this shifty Tory with a dubious past can only benefit from a bit of, shall we say, bending.

Warp away!

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