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hunt the COSSACK! The Cossack laughs at your uselessness!

Thanks to the wonders of Soviet cunning, the COSSACK has hidden himself inside one of the boxes opposite. Summon up your spy catching powers and see how many clicks it takes to unearth this slippery Soviet. (press reload for new game)


90-100 clicks: Hah! The Cossack says, 'you are bollockski, comrade'
70-89 clicks: Rubbish! The Cossack is laughing into his vodka.
50-69 clicks: Very average indeed. Why not try again?
30-49 clicks: Not bad at all. Try again.
10-29 clicks: Great stuff! You have the nose of a bloodhound!
2-9 clicks: Awesome! You truly are the master spycatcher!
1 click: You jammy, jammy git!

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