I would say to each her own but after the MTV Music Awards Performance she needs to be STOMPED good. Her little pseudo-eastern-mysticism- look-at-my-latest- wannabe-intellectual-fad-shit has to go. Not only did she blatanty commercialize and exploit every southeast asian culture in the world, she also SUCKED DOODOO when she was trying to sing her nastyass i am a born again raver cheesy techno crap song. I don't wanna listen to her stale lowbudget voice crack, I wanna give her a good upside the head SMACK! Cheers. Kammy email@example.com
If she wasn't shagging our former P.M's son she would just be another pathetic blonde bimbo getting her tits out to sell a bag of crisps.
The Country Landowners' Association
Pretending that it's still the age of the feudal system by putting "Keep Out" notices all over the place and not maintaining footpaths properly so that a walk in the countryside becomes an enforced scramble over barbed wire and through nettles. AARGH!!!!!
When i heard she lost her seat i pissed my self laughing. Now i say hit the bitch when she is down! It makes me sad that ppl even think the way she does!
Any/All of the Fuckwits (Preferably ALL)
I wandered in over a "useless java" page, and indeed, the slaps-scripts are rather useless... But funny as hell. I've since bookmarked the site, not really over anything java, but that you torment those literate "faget" and "lessbion" fuckwits and let them grovel helplessly over it. Kudos, you folks fuckin' *RULE*. Keep up the hate of the haters, and make the world a more interesting, if not an inherently better, place... *hugs*, and never thirst...
She is a snobby little daddy's girl who throws money, which could be given to somebody who really needs it, away like I would pieces of soiled bog roll. If she had any sense she'd get a job, get a man and get a life, and stop criticising people who point out that she has none of these things!
For being a fat hypocritical bastard driving around in a jag slagging off bus conductors, toadying to Tony slime bucket Blair and spouting what he knows to be bullshit.
besides being a nerd, geek, looser. he and his dad have contributed hundreds of thousands to GUN CONTROL Advocates. Why not send the money to a firearms education for kids program ??????
Why does she tape conversations with her "friends"?
leonardo di caprio
he looks exactly like a ill-fed malnutritioned constipated piglet
While millions of intelligent, hardworking women fight to be judged for what they can do, and not the way they look, these little pixie stix wander around stupidly confirming that it is okay -- even preferable -- to view women as mannequins to be molded for the viewer's pleasure. And fuck all of you catwalking skanks that have been quoted saying that "...modeling is really hard work...it takes discipline..." You are cordially invited to kiss my ass.
I have been knocked off my bike twice, and clipper four times. By who? 'kin Volvo drivers."Hmmm I'll just pull out to the middle of this junction, I'm sure no one will mind - Ooh! what was that thud?" More slaps are needed if Caravans/Horseboxes are included.
reason=Get off! Get off my TV and radio, you bunch of talentless goons. Write a song of your own sometime, instead of building an entire repertoire of piss-poor cover versions. Wear a different pair of kecks once in a while!
Robert Plant & Jimmy Page
reason=This pair should check into rehab and then take up tossing-off in the public washrooms like the rest of their geriatric and washed- up buddies... Don't these guys ever learn? Throw the Stones in with them, would ya? Fucking clowns the lot...
The sound like bloody cats coughing up furballs and nick is the pits! They have all these bloody teenage girls screaming for these bastards. I am not one of those girls! I wanna slap em, HARD!
The Sex Pistols
These guys had their day back in the 70's...and now they've come back and they're crap! Let's slap 'em back to the old folks home. Nevermind The Sex Pistols, where's their Viagra? ha ha!
Mo - firstname.lastname@example.org
Because of this pushy broad, no matter what she says,Our country spent 60 million dollars. I cant believe no ones nominated her yet! So what if Clinton cheated loads of people do, but because she went public our country is screwed. I think we should mess up her already ugly face!
Dan B. email@example.com
For spawning hordes of personality-lacking teens who try to be different for conformity's sake. If I see another fucking pre-teen spending $300 of his allowance on black leather I'm gonna fucking puke.
He is a dull little shitbag and he can ram that cue of his up his arse the poncey little fuckwit that he is.
Everyone agrees this ugly bastard should stay at the bottom of the Atlantic with Titanic. They also believe he should stay dead with his lover Juliet. But I say he should be on urban75 for all of your veiwers to enjoy. I, and other residents of this world got sick of him after 3hrs and 15 minutes of 'Jack'. Don't you agree that it is time to give Leo a nice slap. Please, put Leo on urban75 for your veiwers and for me.
Not only did this Reverend stand up in front of the State Legislature of Wisconsin and debase basically every race, he appeared in a photo ad, published nationally, and said that homosexuality was evil (or something to that effect) while wearing his Green Bay Packers team jersey. Not good advertising for your team, pal.
Denise Van Outen
That 'comedy' show, Babes in the Wood was about as funny as walking around Grimsby with a nail in your shoe. Oh yeh, and those hair extention thingies look wank. Oh, and another thing, she wears mascara thats all clumpy at the end. I would like to lamp her one in the face as she thinks she is a top geezer, one of the lads and hard as nails. Try not to beleive the hype Denny! firstname.lastname@example.org
the entire cast of friends
they are the last creatures in the universe i would want as friends. i would rather have a swarm of locusts round to my house.
He can take the punches on behalf of the members of the ruling classes of Australia, whos agenda he advances daily. His latest effort, a GST/VAT, deliberately sets about redistributing money from poor people to rich people. He seeks to remove tax 'impositions' from business and place them squarely on the working class. I'm nominating him to be punched cos you guys don't have an 'Up Against the Wall' section.
For mollesting young children with his mallet.
Matthew Scrivens Mgs571@bham.ac.uk
Can you believe the balls of the fuck, he has totally pushed out every other OS so that manufacturers are forced to design for Windows, thus lining the shits pockets a little more each day. Somebody should take a copy of Windows 98, and stick it right up his arse.
- only beaten by Michael Howard in the Satan Elections because his own cheating and lying were so over the top he destroyed his chances. Not only is this man the rightful ruler of Hades, he has also spawned a team of cheating bastard fraudulent bastard bastard Aitkens, whom he has sent out to undermine the entire world. The people of Britain NEED an outlet against this creature (one that won't land them with assault charges). Moreover, I move that 'AITKEN' be officially declared an expletive.... PLEEEEEEASE stick the git in the gallery!
If he has one more face lift , his ears are gonna be on top of his head.
he shouldn't be allowed to go to funerals if he's going to perform and sob
Camilla Parker Bowles
she is the ugliest person i ever saw.
the entire House of Lords
they are a bunch of no good, upper class wankers, who have no idea of public opinion or awareness that there are people, even within their own class system, who get a 'stiff upper lip, from being with people of theri own sex. Just choose someone from amongst them and let the shit kicking commence.
Jaideep Singh email@example.com
Senator Jesse Helms
He's an old bigot who hates virtually everyone, especially women, teenagers, minorities, non-Protestants, people with HIV or AIDS, and homosexuals. He's narrowminded and his ideals are outdated. Yet people are still voting for him. Personally, I think he should quit politics and join a hate group.
He is a mother fuckin ashole who is getting by on his so called good looks. His rep went sky high in Titanic and sunk like a pile of shit on a cold day.
She looks like a boiled egg with eyebrows painted on, has the trashiest and most vulgar taste in clothing since Su Pollard and has more money than me - damn damn damn! She is a typical example of money pretending to have talent and the thought of that PERSON owning an equity card when proper actors etc can't get one makes me want to chuck. Anyway, she might look better after a good lamping (couldn't look much WORSE could she?).firstname.lastname@example.org
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ok she's an old lady but that stannah stairlift advert was just too much !
Mainly because he sucks more than words can describe. It's not so much the fact that he actually claims in public that Baywatch is a family show and that it is not a 100% T&A show...it's mainly the fact that he thinks he's an artist, a vocal stylist if you will. He has an album out that also, coincidentally, sucks more than words can describe. He performs "rock" concerts for children where he dresses up like a cowboy for a country tune(that he didn't write) and puts a leather jacket on for a "rock" song. I can feel my face heating up just thinking about this stuff.
dc / plutopost.com
Pauline Hanson (from Ass-tray-ya)
She's an annoying trollop whose 'statements' read like a shopping list of hate: gays, Aborigines, migrants, single mums (despite the fact she's got four kids to two different dads) etc. Please!!! Plus, she's costing us a fortune, she needs more police to keep the peace at one of her 1000 people "meetings" than are rostered for the AFL Grand Final with crowds of 100,000.
They've gone overboard. The keep turning out new dumb movies, and rereleasing old ones. And Flubber was just plain stupid.
Nicholas Henry Cd07B5@dallas.net
Rev Iain Paisley
I think it should be obvious......he's a ranting, fat, fraudulent git who had to create his own Church so that he could become a Rev and does nothing but stir up trouble and get other people killed. But he does have a wonderful singing voice I'm told.
Because he's made me realise I should have known better - I voted for him, and do I feel a prat? Yes I do. Sleaze, corruption, no sign of an 'ethical' arms policy, no advance on drugs policy... all hail the New Tories. Let me slap the lying bastard...
Ken "King Fuckhead" Starr
This son of a bitch has spent over 60 million US dollars(or around 43 million pounds) and accomplished only the task of making himself look like a jug of goat cum. He was hired a couple years ago to investigate a land fraud deal, but the only deal he'll investigate is if Monica Lewinsky gave Clinton a wank, or if the ugly troll Paula Jones wouldn't give him a blow job. Ken Starr needs a HARD slap, or a new section to punnish males, the Racking section. A shot to the jewels(if he has any) should shut him up.
After 5 weeks of his absurd pathetic commentry it is time he got it. Who else would curse England with such effect with his "There's only one team that can win it now and that's England" against Romania but worst of all, as Batty stepped up for England - quickly Kevin, will he score? "Yes........Oh no" What a twat! Lets kick that boss of Fulham's butt.
U.S. Drug Czar Barry McCaffrey
He's a lying sack of shit, being paid with my tax money to sit in front of the Senate and complain about a "slick mis-infomation campaign" seeking to legalize drugs in the States. His own Office of National Drug Control Policy is probably the biggest liar in the U.S. government (no small feat, that!)
Cos if he can slap ulrika we should slap him!!!!!
ian hills email@example.com
Its all just a bit too kinky, isn't it? Wife dressing up as schoolboy? AND the fact if they were any further from funny, they'd come full circle back to funny...not fecking likely. As if Scotland doesn't have enough of an image problem. Please, just think of that catchphrase - fandabifuckindozy! Slap and slap again!!
He's running roughshod over legal ethics, the constitutions, and the taxpayers. I'm tired of spending millions of tax dollars to try to get the President. I don't want the legislators overseeing morality - I'll leave that to relligion. If there were crimes to find, I'm sure they would have found them by now.
Gayle Hensley firstname.lastname@example.org
He invites all sorts of interesting people on to a show so that he can endlessly whine on about himself for half an hour.
Mike Harris is making uneccessary cuts to crucial public services such as education, health care, and welfare, so that Ontarians can have a "tax cut". First of all, cutting these programs is cutting back on Canada's future, and also, with all the money saved by cutting back on these programs, our tax cut comes to about a dollar a person. What the hell is wrong with Harris?
This smug git tries to persuade us he "a real nice bloke"..BULLSHIT!!..he's a cold capitalist meglomaniac..if him and Murdock ever get together god help us..Virgin trains meets the Sun.ARGG!!.xenophobic nationalism running late..Put him up and lets give him one in the eye for all the wage slaves he uses to fund his childish balloon flying.
Not because he is gay or anything like that, just because he makes strange music that seems to mess with the heads of kids here in the U.S. and turn them into gothic addict weirdos which I don't think is a good thing. I know if it wasn't him it would be someone else but he is such a weirdo I think he deserves some slapping.
Emilie Miller/ email@example.com
Alias slimey, slipery,git who "allegedly" enjoys the company of loose woman and goes home to the lady wife in good faith. But when caught with his trousers down denies associtation with said indvidual in a court of law. This is the man who would be mayor of London. Emmmm. I would rather vote for my dog!!!!
These fuckwits really deserve it--they tax the American lower- and middle-class to poverty so they can build a damn nuclear bomb shelter for themselves! It's saying, "I'm sorry you're cold, tired, and hungry -- not to mention out of work -- but damn it, we gotta preserve democracy, even though we'll be the only bastards alive! Fuck the people who voted for me and for whom I'm supposed to work for; I'm stepping over my own family to save this fat ass!"
Windows 98 is a big dark shit
Bastard Thatcherite Dictator of Victoria (Australia)who wins elections by orchestrating Grand Prix to entertain the great unwashed masses and emasculates the Parliamentary process. Jeff can be blamed for any number of the world's problems: nuclear proliferation on the Indian Subcontinent (that was Jeff); widespread antibiotic resistance (Jeff); civil unrest in central Africa (you guessed it, Jeff); Kerry Packer's face (well, we can't really blame Jeff here, but it happened on his watch!); welcomed the Spice Girls to our island continent (surely we must act now to bring this terrible crime against humanity to the notice of UN judicial authorities). We could go on, but it would only encourage the bastard..
Give me a break, enough of the fucking Mulan advertising blitzkrieg already, the friggin McDonalds tie-ins and the buying up of 42nd Street in New York City...I pledge allegence to the mouse ears...E-FUCKIN-NOUGH ALREADY!!!!!
A year ago the pathetic little weasel said "if we ignore Pauline Hanson, she'll go away". Now, due to his party giving preferences to hers, she's got some political power in Australia. The stupid racist self-serving little monkey-boy bastard should never have been elected PM of Oz, when 10 years ago his policies were the same as hers are today!! Please let me hammer the shite outta the fuckwit.
Bren - firstname.lastname@example.org
he's a wanker
He's a woman-beating, footballing twat. For the sake of all women in relationships with men who still think that giving their 'loved one' a quick smack in the kisser is a valid expression of affection, please give this lout a clout.
Zoe Thurlow, email@example.com
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