What's with these arsing chefs? Instead of staying in the kitchens and preparing food like they're supposed to, they all want to be fecking 'TV personality lifestyle chefs'.

Worst of the lot is this rich kid toff trying desperately to come over all 'new lad' while coining it in with his tawdry collection of spin off books, records and really shite adverts.

We say, enough is enough and it's time to...punch the twat back into his kitchen!