urban75's useless games gallery! Rubbish! Tat! Timewasting nonsense for the terminally bored including Mr Insult, Perpetual Bubblewrap, Psychic Ron and more!

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urban75: useless games!
Waste away vital hours with urban75's growing collection of useless games, pointless distractions and Flash games!

"...none more useless!" - US Today

Optical illusions
You won't believe your eyes!

Astrology! Your stars!
Mme Trago Mills sees your future!

Bored? Listless?
Here's a list of things to do!

Mr Insult goes Shakespeare!
Scrolling Shakespearean insults

Backward Insult Creator!
Totally pointless, utterly quite

Mr Insult's TV Show
Every bit as rude as you'd expect.

Flight Club
Baffling, but clever. Apparently.

Downing St fighter
Politicians punch it out.

Predict-a-shag
Will you get lucky tonight?.

Mr Insult Maths Test
Get it right or be abused.

Mystic Mildred
Only Mildred can see your future!

asteroids
Superb Java, arcade-style.

Mr Insult vs The Arse
More abuse and botties.

Abusive battleships
Can you sink his ship?.

Abusive reflex test
How fast are you?



Time wasting treats! World Mouseclicking! Predict-a-shag UFO attack! Pants Racing Asteroids! Tailgunner Chimp vs President rave dancers Glider Sim drunks memory game! Mystic Mildred fortune teller! Map of Wales DOT-CLICKING comp Bloody student! rave dancers - plus! How drunk are you? Intestine creator! Mr Crap Potato Head Bored? Here's things to do!		Joy for the easily-pleased Perpetual bubblewrap! 400 flashing boxes Build a jumbo HTML table Loaf Of Bread Cam Make your own Morse Code! Rubbish space invaders Dancing Dots! The curious thingy! The colour blender! The singing cow! Human-dog yrs converter Japanese name converter Rock, paper, scissors game rude test kiss Cardiff City! Teletubby groove! slippery Bill Gates! Useless javascript Lots of slippery buttons! ChakkaChakkaCardiffCity


The web's rudest chap Mr Insult's TV show! Mr Insult's Q for you Battleships Abusive Reflex Game Mr Insult vs The Arse Fridge Magnet Collection! Mr Insult Maths Test Abusive Word Game! Play Pong on his arse! Abusive Fruit Machine Hurl abuse at Mr Insult typing challenge guess the insult! Birthday gizmo Shakespearean Scroller Backward Insult Creator!		Click with a conscience! Downing Street Fighter Brick a Brand Eco-hopper Eco-connect four Instant tabloid writer! Punch a politician eco checkers/draughts! Clinton's underpants! Genetically modified Blair! Slap evil dictator Jiang Shut up Blair! Shut up Hague! Shut up Widdecombe!

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